The weekly championship nobody asked for
Everybody poops.
One of them wins
$0.75 this week.
One photo. One caption. $1.99. An AI scores every entry on five factors, and the week's best takes the prize.
This week's prize
$0.75
Current entries
1
Ends Sun 12:00 AM ET
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Four steps.
Zero dignity.
No sign-up, no app, no leaderboard to obsess over. Just you, a camera, and poor judgement.
- 1
Snap it
One clear photo. Then a caption that earns its laugh.
- 2
Pay $1.99
Stripe checkout. No account, no password, no email list.
- 3
Get judged
Size, shape, humor, creativity, presentation. Scored by AI.
Scored on five things.
Size is only one of them. A brilliant caption on a modest specimen beats a monster with nothing to say.
- Size
- Shape
- Humor
- Creativity
- Presentation
Yesterday's winner · June 24
Measured Maverick #969
- Won
- $5.08
Nobody sees the leaderboard.
Not even you.
Scores stay hidden while the day is live. The second it closes, every entrant gets their KakiScore, their ranking, the winning nickname, and the payout.
1 entry so farCloses Sun 12:00 AM ET